R. Kelly should have checked the ages of the girls he fucked on tape, but they were old enough to know right from wrong and knew better then to let someone degrate them no matter who the fuck it was!
by bigbadunk May 22, 2007
GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."
by wez-1 August 12, 2005
refering to an exotic bird usually found in the rain forrests of the netherlands. Tipically seen mooching off of the june bugs in the southern valleys. completely out of the ordinary and extremely rare. Each and every single one of them have one distincitve feature, on their left foot there second claw is longer than the first. They are extremely terrible at flirting but can show you a good time.
Warning they have coarse chest hair, so think twice before running your fingers through it.
Warning they have coarse chest hair, so think twice before running your fingers through it.
by yAKATOOSHI CHOO August 13, 2008
by IMNOTAJACKKELLY June 16, 2020
A US senator from Georgia that was appointed by that hick Brian Kemp. Got caught dumping stock right before the COVID-19 outbreak along with Diane Feinstein and David Purdue (another POS Georgia senator); which is very suspicious because her husband is the chairman of the New York Stock Exchange. Also has a series of campaign ads that make no sense and even compare her to Atila the Hun.
Kelly Loffler looks like the end result of what happens when a giraffe fucks an Afghan hound from behind.
by fuk_ga October 12, 2020
by Holly December 17, 2004
Someone who is quite obviously gay, but continues to live as a straight person, often backing themselves into corners through heterosexual marriage and procreation. Like R. Kelly they are "Trapped in the Closet."
1. That guy's kids are gonna be so messed up when their dad comes out.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.
1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.
2. No way, he's so R Kelly that all his kids will think is that their dad is a pansy.
1. Tom Cruise is so gay. Why doesn't he just come out?
2. Cause he's a crazy Scientologist. Dude's gonna be R Kelly for the rest of his life.
by Fredrich von Hollern September 05, 2009