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juan noodle

having sex from behind while in a spooning position
by khakipant November 17, 2023
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Juan

Juan is a tall amazing beautiful model like puerto rican man, He’s sweet and charming and lovessss to get his girlfriend chipotle, He has amazing music taste and amazing hair. If you have yourself a Juan do not let him go.
Random: Yo have you seen that Juan guy around school
Taylor:HELL YEAH I NEED HIM IN ME ASAP
by axCoolpandalolX December 26, 2023
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juan hernandez-rico

SomeJuan who wears a red and black jacket as he smacks me right now for writing this definition
Juan Hernandez-Rico get your red and black jacket out of the kitchen
by Fromthekid January 29, 2015
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Juan Martinez

The most common name with Mexicans, Juan mostly is the common, same with the last name. He usually likes to be in, "Jellico," and stays in the Lane. AND REALLY likes to work at the Australian Outback, makes around 106 in tips.
Exmp: Juan Martinez is so Mexican but its okay!
Exmp: Juan Martinez is going to work
by JUM124 October 26, 2025
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Juan

Juan is a name giving to the eldest son. Usually most Juan’s are fat asf and play soccer. If you ever see a juan get away from him because they intend to rape you. In some cases some may say the worst athletes are named Juan
“Omg it’s a fagget ass nigga name Juan, quick run away
by The 3rd poet February 19, 2020
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Juan

a simp for nahum and has an insect kink and gets blocked by adriana
did you hear juan is a simp for nahum”
i heard he has an insect kink”
by Lou Sasswhole November 4, 2020
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Juan

Juan es un pendejo
by Juan David December 10, 2021
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