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Jonathan Goldstein

The most talented, never mealy-mouthed, Gimlet interlocutor. Jonny's sarcasm and sense of humor will make you want to listen to all the episodes of "Heavyweight" (available only on Spotify) in three days.
Listening to Jonathan Goldstein brightens my day.

I can't believe Jonathan Goldstein is Canadian - he is so funny!
by notAlexBlumberg January 31, 2022
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Jonathan Efedje

A person with a knacks trim and cannot chat to girls.
Additionally, he has a small dick and his girlfriend doesn't love him.
Furthermore, he is a beta and the weakest person in juice.
That new guy who just moved into B016 at Purbeck, who attends Bournemouth Uni is such a Jonathan Efedje.
by Shush_67463 May 11, 2021
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Jonathan Barnes

Huge cock, makes women come 10 times over, stomps on other fags.
Cum tastes of marshmallows.
I got Jonathan Barnes'd last night.
by jem1847 April 18, 2016
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Jonathan Martínez

He is a lovely man. He will do anything to make your day better. He also has a HUGE dick
Jonathan Martínez is such a nice guy
“Yea”
“I heard he has a huge dick
by uShineWeShine September 15, 2019
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Jonathan Tyra

This is a man you has his life figured out. He is a loyal friend and loves the thrill of an adventure. You can count on him for anything. He is amazing beyond words. If you find a Jonathan Tyra, hold on and never let go.
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jonathan ortiz

by Thehomievalentin January 19, 2017
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valeria+jonathan

An amazing couple they act very silly and love to dance they are amazing they will always have each others back and if someone hurt one of them the other try’s the best to cheer them up
by Love god March 10, 2018
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