by Dannie2cool March 14, 2010

(Adj) A man who trades everything good in his life for some pieces that might suck
(Verb) Trading Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper to playoff teams
(Noun) A man with with a terrible haircut
(Verb) Trading Khalil Mack and Amari Cooper to playoff teams
(Noun) A man with with a terrible haircut
by RogerGoodell January 6, 2019

Jon Hamm is an American actor known for his role of Don Draper on the hit series Mad Men. Jon Hamm is also a term of reference for a man with a large penis.
Me: Did you hear Jon Hamm won an Oscar?
Guy: Yeah, Jon Hamm is such a good actor, Mad Men is the best!
Penal use:
Chick: I thought he was going to have a Jon Hamm but actually he had a Non Hamm.
Friend: That's so dissapointing. I love Jon Hamms.
Guy: Yeah, Jon Hamm is such a good actor, Mad Men is the best!
Penal use:
Chick: I thought he was going to have a Jon Hamm but actually he had a Non Hamm.
Friend: That's so dissapointing. I love Jon Hamms.
by The real rj December 10, 2013

check out that Jon-Micheal over there.
by bud graner November 26, 2013

by Bra. February 3, 2017

by Caleb Is EPIC October 15, 2020

when a guy shows up a party wasted and dressed like Zoolander and ends up singing Purple Rain while pissing in the dog's water dish...
Gerry is the only guy I know who can pull off a dirty jon voight and still remain popular with the ladies.
by Dr. Simulacra November 7, 2013
