A lovely cat with a brilliant personality, a great sense of humor and despite the rumours, a perfect size. Would have loved to have gotten to know it better.
by Joels Cat Admirer December 7, 2023

A two year cycle of 'accidentally' overdosing despite definitively claiming to the world you've made it out of bad habits for good.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.
Often followed by remarkably hypocritical acts. Such as imposing penalties that apply to others, but not to yourself.
Itsuki: I thought Onigiri said he was clean and recovered for good? How did he end up in hospital for the seventh time this decade?
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!
Agito: Fuck! That's his Joel Birch Complex on full display! He told me he wanted to kick Kazu out of the team for the same thing!
by heeeyyjohnny March 28, 2025

by MobileDuke February 11, 2022

Joel is a stalker. When he finds a girl he becomes obsessed. He stalks her everywhere she goes and everything she does.
by That bitch elnor April 16, 2020

A fucking nutsack who is high af all the time. Probably the type of person to dry his sweat under the sun and the person who looks up and down before crossing the street
He was a joel last night
by urmomgay369 January 29, 2022

Coke, a handful of pineapple and a shot of rye
Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen
Aka an awesome drink created by Alex Turner and Joel Hansen
by rather_dashing January 18, 2011
