"Another theory holds that coffee came to be known as joe, because joe itself is a slang term for a common fellow, guy, or chap. In other words, coffee became a cup of joe because it was consideredthe common man's drink."
Joe is the epitome of best friend. Although he is impulsive it is an endearing quality. He has the smallest hands and feet but that's okay cause it means you can share shoes. He has a fun fetish.
The absolute fucking beast of this world. Challenge him and you will fail. None who fall under his onslaught of awesomeness survive. Befreind or run, the choice is yours. But if you run, just be warned, you can't run forever.