Is when a guy claims to be your friend, and either has sex with your significant other, or helps facilitate someone else having sex with them. Then tells you it happened and that it is not his responsibility to make sure your significant other is not cheating.
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Get the Jobeth mug.The Joblin is much like a Goblin, in terms of its horrible and feeble characteristics, except it takes the form of a human. You will always be able to find several in any large organisation. They are so corporate, they seem as if they are robots that have been programmed by the company.
They walk around with a glazed over look in their eyes repeating the party lines and never accepting any obvious issues. They will claim you're just negative when you point out obvious problems. They have no life outside of work, and wouldn't think twice about grassing you up for anything. You must be very careful if you find yourself working with a joblin.
There is no known way to defeat a Joblin, instead you must ensure you never express your true feelings about senior management, and make sure you work by the book.
Inevitably the Joblin will progress up the career ladder, and hire more Joblins. If this happens, your only choice is to find another job.
They walk around with a glazed over look in their eyes repeating the party lines and never accepting any obvious issues. They will claim you're just negative when you point out obvious problems. They have no life outside of work, and wouldn't think twice about grassing you up for anything. You must be very careful if you find yourself working with a joblin.
There is no known way to defeat a Joblin, instead you must ensure you never express your true feelings about senior management, and make sure you work by the book.
Inevitably the Joblin will progress up the career ladder, and hire more Joblins. If this happens, your only choice is to find another job.
1."Did you tell Colin about the problems with that new procedure?"
"Yeah but he just said I was being negative"
"Oh he's such a Joblin"
2. Paul's had a go at me for being 1 minute late this morning, he's not even a manager"
"Ignore him he's a Joblin"
"Yeah but he just said I was being negative"
"Oh he's such a Joblin"
2. Paul's had a go at me for being 1 minute late this morning, he's not even a manager"
"Ignore him he's a Joblin"
by Bowshank December 15, 2018
Get the Joblin mug.Jocelyn is a very funny short loving girl she’s a very good friend she isn’t really good with texting back quick but she’ll be their for you also she’s very charming and she’ll make you feel good every time you are around her if you have a Jocelyn in your life your a lucky person !
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I love you because you’re Jobelle.
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