(noun, plural) Balls, testicles, nuts. A popular term in Cockney rhyming slang. Taken from Jacobs crackers, a cracker manufacturer, it rhymes with knackers, which is itself a popular British slang term for balls. Used to great effect by Brick Top in the Guy Ritchie film "Snatch."
If I throw a dog a bone, I don't want to know if it tastes good or not. And if you ever interrupt me whilst I'm walking, I'll cut your fucking jacobs off!
by Talmanes December 1, 2005
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Wow, the guys that flew into the world trade center were such Jacobs!
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UK slang word for family jewels, bollocks, testicles, nuts

popularized in Snatch movie
You stop me again whilst I'm walking and I'll cut your fucking jacobs off
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1.A girl whose name comes from the bible(mother of Moses)
She is kind-hearted, patient, funny, weird, dramatic and always has a story to tell or make up. Her smile will tickle your tummy, wiggle your nose, pick your bugger and surround you with awkward laughter.

2.Where is a Jacobed found?...In a book, a moment, a time, a place, a card, a sunrise, and a song.
For example:

1.Who told the gross joke about a bugger? oh yeah Jacobed

2.Lets all get together now and sing a Jacobed.
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A very joking person and has a lot of sayings. The kind of person that once you get to know you can’t unknown him. He will joke around with things that should not be joked around with but you still think it’s funny. Over all the kind of friend that doesn’t want to be friends with you, but they’re still your friend.
Rando: your a good friend
Jacobe: thanks wish you weren’t tho.
Rando: what
Jacobe: what, who said that?
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Jacobe is a furry. This kind hearted individual will find they're way into your heart right at the moment you meet them. His knowledge of culinary arts is known to be at the level of finest in the tri-city area, and will usually consist of microwavable ramen in a cup. Jacobe will cherish your hot dog buns and keep them safe and cozy in his fridge at home. He is one for indie games and musicals.
Jacobe can make hella fine ramen.
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