Joel

A Joel is a guy who kisses someone who has given a blow job earlier.

Person 1: "Yeah I just made-out Jennifer.:
Person 2: "JENNIFER! Dude she blew Justin like 30 minutes ago."
Person 1: "OH FUCK! WHAT!"
Person 2: "Your such a Joel."

by L1ppy October 6, 2018

Joel

Joel is crazy, not one to argue with on social media, especially via direct message. His words will burn you like the heat of a thousand suns. You will say many times that you do not want to continue but you'll be unable to resist seeking revenge for his every response. You will have no choice but to block him in the end and then lick your wounds in a dark room.

Friend 1: "Man, I had this huge argument with Joel, and I had to block him."
Friend 2: "What do you expect? Joel is such a cunt. You will never beat him in an argument. I hate that guy."

by deadashistory56 January 16, 2019

Joel

Joel is a very hyper kid, and he really wants to have a girlfriend in is life and he tries so hard, but he always fails, even though he puts a lot of time into just want girl at a time and makes that girl is whole world and then to only get rejected by the girl because he ugly. Joel will probably be lonely for most of his life

a girl says "A look its Joel
The girl that Joel likes "He likes me but hes to ugly to date"

by KRYOJeff44_yt March 24, 2020

My boyfriend pulled a Joel

A phrase used when a guy 'rainchecks' his girlfriend for the tenth time.

friend 1: "My boyfriend pulled a Joel on me today!"

friend 2: "Aww, I'm sorry to hear that."

by Hazel Sherwood October 27, 2011

benji and joel madden

the retarded little bitches in good charlotte they try to sing about life as a teenager even thought they are like in thier mid-twenties.

dude
i heard joel was fucking benji in the ass every night...

by topamonster May 5, 2005

Megan and Joel

The perfect couple.

Man: Dude, Megan and Joel are definitely gonna get it on
Dude: I know man, they're so good for each other!

by The Dude number 1992 February 14, 2009

benji and joel madden

Twin brothers from the band Good Charlotte who lied about their father walking out on their family to get teenage fans to relate to them.

They also withheld money from Good Charlotte's ex-drummer, Chris Wilson, and still haven't given him back his stuff.

Hey, did you hear about how Benji and Joel Madden's father divorced their mother but lives right down the street from her??

by heyguyz December 14, 2008