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Japanese Cunt Hair
Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.
In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.
Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.
In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.
Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!
Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!
Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!
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