"Bob looked at the calendar, and saw it said 22 January"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
"Bob then said, Just my fucking luck and proceeded to take a shit in the bushes outside"
by Rob_Ertje January 22, 2020
Get the 22 januarymug. every girl born on this day is gorgeous as hell literally a walking goddess on this earth very smart and kind but she can be the biggest bitch you ever met if you treat her wrong. So make sure to not mess with her and you’re fine. If she manages to catch feelings for you damn you’re lucky because she won’t let you go for anyone else.
person 1: “when is it your birthday?”
person 2: “january 15th”
person 1: “that explains why you’re so amazing”
person 2: “january 15th”
person 1: “that explains why you’re so amazing”
by Patricia Moon January 2, 2020
Get the january 15thmug. Everyone born on this day is automatically the coolest person to live.
You are really lucky if you have a friend or boyfriend/girlfriend born on this day!
You are really lucky if you have a friend or boyfriend/girlfriend born on this day!
Human1: You see that boy/girl?
Human2: Yeah, why?
Human1: He/she is so hot! He/she must be born on January 12th
Human2: Yeah, why?
Human1: He/she is so hot! He/she must be born on January 12th
by SkyTheDictionary April 20, 2020
Get the January 12mug. Which is today.
by Ceejus2005 January 15, 2020
Get the January 15thmug. If your born on this day then you got a huge dick and can pull any girl with just a look. You are also going to have many girlfriends and are an extreme athlete.
by Dictionary 1400/800 November 20, 2020
Get the January 20mug. by Stranger things ❤️🌻 July 10, 2020
Get the January 1stmug. If your born on this day your the prettiest, coolest, and best girl/guy. When people look at you all they see is a beautiful young person that they can see a future with. Your super caring and everyone you meet falls in love with you.
by Your bestest bestie xx November 4, 2019
Get the January 16thmug.