Douche Can

The receptacle in which douche bags are thrown. Usually used when referring to somebody that has committed an unusually major douchey act.

When finding your car has had the mirror ripped off and no note, you may exclaim 'Dude, some douche can hit my car!'

by smooter March 6, 2009

paint cans

HUGE TITS. BUT NOT THE SAGGY KIND. NICE HUGE FIRM TITS.

"hey did you see her boobs?"
"YA THE PAINT CANS?"

by IfixYourass August 4, 2017

Can Luca

Can Luca is the brightest soul of the univers, everyone considers him as the alpha male.
Every girl He Talks to embraces because of his masculinity and his big dick Energy.
Also he is the most handsome, caring and loving person in the World.
Because many Can Lucas are orientalic the most attracted women for them are Light gingers.

Who is the best guy in the World?? I think Can Luca because He is so good at everything.

by 2forwin November 22, 2021

wank in the can

jacking off in a bathroom or porta potty

i almost got caught doing wank in the can at the gas station.

by nobody else here May 30, 2017

Can of Diabetes

Reference to a soda can or energy drink that isn't a diet version. It is called this due to the large quantities of sugar in these drinks which are made to break your pancreas.

Person 1: What's that drink you've got?

Person 2: Oh this? This is just a Can of Diabetes.

by Bigcake March 12, 2015

can collector

Someone on the internet who is a slob, so lazy that they pile up soda or beer cans on their desk without throwing them away.

His room is such a mess because he won't clean up after himself, it's like his goal is to be a can collector.

by Skullar_YuTendo March 7, 2023

Nigga in a can

When a can is only filled with black but if it opens it's eyes and mouth then you can see it

My nigga in a can is black

by Big dick madden January 25, 2020