chicago rowing foundation

The best rowing team out there. The energy is so chaotic and crazy and our team is extremely close. our land days and erg tests will make you want to die. Novices wear too much team gear and varsity wears the unis, oakleys and visors. Our arch enemy is New Trier. The boys on both CRF and new tier team wear lots of spandex so girls have to keep their eyes up!! the one day we don’t have practice our team gets separation anxiety. The dock is COVERED in goose poop. Masters are also very intimidating as they stare at us carrying up boats. Coaches on the team are very strict and spooky but also extremely nice and caring. Regattas are so so fun and we all hang out in a tent. after practice we all go to dunkins and consume A LOT of chocolate milk, coffee and glazed donuts. in conclusion, crf is our family and lifestyle.

me: *complains abt crew*
anyone: then why dont u quit
me: bc chicago rowing foundation is my whole life.

by row girl shi October 21, 2019

meek-row-wah-vay

Also know as a microwave just a new pronunciation. This new pronunciation by Nigella Lawson. See the video at this site: twitter com /floellaumbagabe/status/ 1336283722484740096

I put my leftovers in the meek-row-wah-vay. The meek-row-wah-vay sits on the countertop.

by This Random Guy in Atlanta December 8, 2020

Three-Leg Rowing

When a dude uses a "rowing machine" while watching porn or otherwise "horny", causing him to row with 3 legs.

Three-Leg Rowing really helps motivate me to exercise.

by Z-Dict February 24, 2021

3rd row

The last row in a suv characteristics of these seats are that they are small as fuck and you get no legroom either sometimes the 3rd row has a bitch seat (middle seat) so you end up with 2 bitch seats at least the 3rd row has cup holders and air con and power for your electronics (if you're lucky) no one calls 3rd row unless theres only bitch seats left

Oh dang I have to call 3rd row at least its better that bitch seat

by the lyfe is rad April 24, 2021

3rd row

The last row in a suv characteristics of these seats are that they are small as fuck and you get no legroom either sometimes the 3rd row has a bitch seat (middle seat) so you end up with 2 bitch seats at least the 3rd row has cup holders and air con and power for your electronics (if you're lucky) no one calls 3rd row unless theres only bitch seats left

Oh dang I have to call 3rd row at least its better that bitch seat

by the lyfe is rad April 24, 2021

Rowdy Row

A secret society in the movie and music business that's has connections worldwide

Up the tempo and the movie role for da pinch of ya Rowdy Row!

by $$$ September 22, 2003

Rapist Row

A variation of "Death Row" that convicted rapists enter the moment they step into prison. Since rape is considered such an awful crime that even hardened criminals find it utterly repulsive, rapists are more likely to be murdered in prison than any other criminal, hence the term, "Rapist Row."

Rapist Row. Because even criminals have chivalry. Well, most of them.

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 6, 2021