I’m gonna take you to prom

An ineffective limp wristed confusing threat. A phrase that is intended to replace “I’m gonna kick your ass” but would most likely leave the threatened party believing that the person uttering this phrase is romantically interested in them.

I’ve had enough of your shit, I’m gonna take you to prom.

by Krashski October 15, 2018

I’m the boy

A saying used by homosexual men, specifically those who would like to be sodomized like “a little boy”

*Grinder chat*

“I’m the boy, please put things into my boy hole”

by Hottubfart August 31, 2022

I’m fine

I’m fine is something some people use as an excuse to not make the other people sad when people say I’m fine think about what’s could be going on in there life have they told you things before think about it I use this fraze a lot and I want people to know about it so they know when a loved one is sad if this helped you In anyway your welcome 😊

Friend 1: so how are you

Friend 2: I’m fine

Friend 1: are you sure if your not please tell me
Friend 2:can we go somewhere private to talk about this

by Your classic depressed child June 22, 2020

Yeah, I’m just tired

roughly translates to ‘I’m at my limit and I’m gonna end it all’

Commonly used when someone is depressed, and is truly at their emotion or mental limit- who might end it all at some point

“Hey are you okay?” “Yeah, I’m just tired”

by Kenny’sLostDiary July 27, 2024

I’M FUCKING MISERABLE

When your name is oliver munns and you hate your life

Person 1 - “I'm surprised you haven't killed yourself yet

Person 2 - “I’M FUCKING MISERABLE”

by The most special special January 24, 2025

I’m in pain

A casual sentence for people who got hurt on accident or on purpose.

Example of on purpose

Kid:“I’m gonna go jump off this big slide!
Mom: “huh??”
Kid: “Oww I got hurt!”
Kid: “I’m in pain!”

Example of on accident

Kid: “Dad can I go on my scooter?”

Dad: “Of course!”

Kid: “Look dad look at me!”
*falls in hole*
Kid: “OWW! I got hurt!!”
Kid: “I’m in pain!”

by diana is fr queen January 1, 2023

I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass

A phrase that ought to be on this site so as to preserve it in perpetuity as a culturally and aesthetically significant remark.

As expected, the phrase announces that the speaker intends to both kick bubblegum and chew ass, only to express regret that he is all out of ass to chew. Cue furious bubblegum kicking.

You think you’re the shit, huh, pal? You think you got what it takes? Well let me tell you this: I’m here to kick bubblegum and chew ass…and I’m all outta ass.

by Alex-2598 April 22, 2023