Status Humping

When someone that has no life sits on facebook and comments on everbodys statuses more than twice. The repeated status commenting is like humping, the same repetitions.

Dante: yo man, i got so annoyed on facebook last night
Tyrone: why man
Dante: because that gurl becky be "Status Humping" me all night...she commented on all my statuses like 7 times each
Tyrone: damn, shes facebook humping like a dog

by gladiatorstylinprincess August 09, 2011

Somnambul-Humping

1. The act of groping, humping, dirty-talking, and grinding one's significant other in a state of sleep arousal / highly sexual dreams.

My significant other told me I was somnambul-humping them this morning, it must be why I was having dirty dreams all morning.

by MechaTool January 22, 2012

Severance Hump

Similar to break up sex.

I know we're breakiing up, but you owe me at least one severance hump.

by Amirod December 10, 2010

Cootie Humping

V. The act of two females grinding/bumping their vaginas together

My vagina is raw from all that cootie humping last night

by eatitup July 19, 2011

Monkey Humps

to bend your knees and grab the back of your ankles and furiously hump the air.

He beat me at basketball and to embarrass me in front of my friends he made me do Monkey Humps for ten minutes straight.

by thefreak118 May 24, 2010

fuzzy hump

When you hump a fuzzy stuffed animal or a fuzzy pillow or a fuzzy blanket, etc.

I put a fuzzy hump on this girl yesterday. I laid a fuzzy pillow on her bum and started humping it, it felt good.

by Jk77 January 14, 2018

Hobby Hump

When you are slamming your genitals into random objects for fun.

Hobby humping is a fun activity to do with your friends.

by thehobbyhumper January 29, 2019