Luke Hemmings

Lead singer of 5SOS. He is super tall, really tall. He belongs to the stage. He has a cute laugh and he's kinda weird sometimes. He sings like an angel, and looks like a disney prince. blond, curls, blue eyes, YSL boots, black or red nails, eye glitter & tight pants. A dream, a whole dream.

—Who's the tall blond guy?
—Luke Hemmings, a dream, a whold dream.

by thedevilish October 24, 2019

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Luke Hemmings

Sex god. He's def the most perfect human being and his beard and his FUCKING CURLY HAIR they're just perfect.
A man who said "fuck off toxic masculinity and gender rules"
A legend.
Lead singer of the band 5 Seconds of Summer (5sos)
He has an adorable dog named Petunia and a beautiful girlfriend (Sierra Deaton)
Stan Luke Hemmings and his mom Liz.
Stream Calm.
Masturbate with his photos.

Damn have you listen to Teeth? Luke's vocals are just fucking hot
"Yes Luke Hemmings is a rock god"

by Nonsaprei April 24, 2020

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Person 1: You ok there mate?
Person 2: No I'm bursting for a piss.
Person 1: Stop Piss Humping. You're humiliating.

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luke hemmings is a literal god who fell from heaven into 5sos. Reasons why he is so perfect;

1. HAIR. Like every style looks so good on him
2. His VOOOIIIICCCCEEE gives me chills.

3. He is amazing in general.

Luke hemmings is so gorgeous it hurts.

by avathe5sosgirl November 30, 2020

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