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hacker

there are 2 classifications of hacker. the first is one who is innocent in his/her actions - not really destroying computers, but rather just having an extreme interest in computers. the second kind is malicious and likes to attack poor, harmless computers.
1. he's a hacker cos he spends 28 hours a day on his box
2. man, a hacker just gave me a trojan so now he's got all my vital info
by unusu-al May 10, 2003
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Haberdashery

Put some pants on- you don't want everyone seeing your haberdashery!
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hacker

Background:The word came about when somebody noticed that some college students were "hacking" away on they're keyboards.

1.A person who knows very much about certain operating systems. They usually use exploits, or glitches in the systems to get in, but sometimes will socially engineer somebody else into giving them access.

A hacker feels the need to explore, and more often then not, the need to be better then everybody else. (thus the phrase "f33r my 1337 ski115")

The peak of an exploration is when the hacker obtains super-user status, which means they have access to everything on the computer.

2.Somebody who uses their programming knowledge to change and alter computer programs to do what the want. See cracker.
Jimmy hacked a server in Japan and got super-user status.
by zeu5 July 23, 2004
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hacker

It's the excuse given by weaker gamers to help them cope with their flagrant lack of talent. It is not the question of cheating or anything involving haxing by itself...but just another way of putting into words... " OMFG, that guy can headshot a nazi squirrel four miles away from Allie spawn."
#narf #affliction #ck #highvoltage #lqd #wsw...
by Pr1me August 16, 2003
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dutch hacker

a hacker that uploads viruses into library computers.
hey jeff look at that flagrant thats screwin' up tha library computers with his gay virus that doesn't do anything.
by blah blah blah2313 May 31, 2005
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Bill Hader

A spankin' new cast member on Saturday Night Live. He is an long-time improviser, and when performing a show at a low-budge theatre in LA, he was discovered by Megan Mullally who passed his name on to Lorne Michaels, hence got an auditio n for SNL and triumphed because he is fucking amazing. Undoubtedly the next Will Ferrell. Supersedes Andy Samberg (other new cast member this season) by-far.

ps- He's a doll in person (see my picture with him)
Bill Hader coughSEXYPANTScough is my hero.

Bill: (as Al Pachino) What? AUGHGGHHH!!!!!!!
by What? Aughhhhhh. Marni. December 19, 2005
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Hacker

Person or Persons who persue a goal, with little thought or care to his/her or others well being. Risking pain and humilliation. After the person has successfully completed their aim. They are then a hacker, for Daring to do it. However, if the person does not complete what they set out to do or back out, they are considered a non-hacker.
1. Kris- "hey luke, you coming to that party tonight?"
2. Logan- "yeah, go on luke, hack it out!!!"
3. Luke- "o, i dont no guys, im a square and im really tired, ive got work at like 3 in the afternoon tomorrow."
4. Kris and Logan- "NON-HACKER!!!!"
5. Josh- "Go on Luke ive got 15 cans and gonna drink 'em all"
6. Kris- "Josh, you hacker"
by Sam and Kris December 24, 2006
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