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Leaves in the gutter

The act of stuffing toilet paper between one’s butt cheeks to prevent a shart from soiling your underwear.
Dave: I have a bad case of bubble gut. I almost shit my pants.
Mike: You need to stuff some leaves in the gutter so you don’t shit yourself again.
by BLiv July 16, 2025
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Gutter gluten hussy

That gutter gluten hussy can have him. He's a slut anyway .
by L Roberts May 28, 2017
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Gutter-time

When you buy Dunkin Donuts and you sit in a gutter and you have a nice time
Man I need to make some space for my annual gutter-time session
by The Space Jew January 11, 2019
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Gutter Cushion

1)A person, usually a female, that is both very poor and has sex with people free of charge.
Usually attaches themselves to their partner’s place of residence and returns the favor in sexual ways (because they are too poor to repay in money).

2)A variation of gutter whore
Guy 1: Man you look like crap, whats going on
Guy 2: I met a gutter cushion at the coffee house the other day she stayed with me a few days and was amazing in bed until I found out that she was gone along with my rent money.
by Mr. December January 29, 2008
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cloudy gutter

she sent me titties and I immediately entered the cloudy gutter
by emerald666 November 18, 2022
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Gutter Nurse

Typically, a women who works as a nurse but also parties and stays out late until the wee hours of the night. Substance abuse and affairs would be considered normal behaviour for a gutter nurse.
Jolene came back to my house last night at 3am and when to work at 6, pretty sure she’s a gutter nurse.
by HaroldWilliams69 October 18, 2025
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gutter pizza

Imagine opening the pizza box to find a chaotic scene: the once perfectly round pizza is now a mess, all squished to one side, as if it had a run-in with a wild gust of wind. Toppings cling desperately to the edges, cheese cascading over the lip of the crust like a cheesy waterfall, while sauce streaks across the cardboard like a colorful abstract painting.
This is known as a gutter pizza as the person picking up the pizza tripped on the carpark gutter when exiting the pizza shop causing the pizza box to hit the ground.
Bloody rizza delivered a few gutter pizzas after he stacked outside the pizza shop
by Str8rippinpro April 24, 2024
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