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Dusty Batting Glove

The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
Dude, I walked in the bathroom and Garth was giving himself a Dusty Batting Glove.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
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sloppy glove

When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
by master_thune February 4, 2010
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dutch glove trigger

When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.

The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
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Jelly Glove

When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.
Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.
by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010
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snot glove

Kleenex. Tissue for your nose.
Hand me a snot glove...I've got to sneeze.
by victorzulu November 29, 2010
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Peppermint Glove

1.what is used to punch someone in the mouth that suffers from BOATA (breath of a thousands asses)

2.what is used to punch someone in the vagina that suffers from stank bug
damn your breath is offensive, i hope Kimbo shows up with a peppermint glove to punch you in the mouth
by molestedsenses August 29, 2009
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the down stairs glove

Jake: Yo I heard Miya is pregnant
Paul: Yea, forgot to use the down stairs glove
by Qarti January 5, 2023
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