The use of surgical gloves on the hands while masturbating. Grip the shaft with one hand and shove a thumb up the rectum with the other. When executed correctly, it appears you are gripping a baseball bat.
by Dusty Definition Guy September 3, 2012
Get the Dusty Batting Glovemug. When you take a shit so wet it covers your whole ass, So when it comes to wiping your better off wrapping your hand in toilet paper first
I knew once i was done crapping i was going to have shit from one cheek to the other, Looks like its {sloppy glove} time
by master_thune February 4, 2010
Get the sloppy glovemug. When you drop your cell phone into the can…while texting. Dutch Glove Trigger can be acquired after attempting to retrieve the device with an unprotected hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
The hand can develop an involuntary symptom where it goes limp at awkward times. Those witnessing the hand going limp could/might assume the individual is gay. The remedy is to purchase a glove from a company in Amsterdam which deters the trigger action of the hand.
Poor Lou. He was talking to his boss when his Dutch Glove Trigger acted up. The boss thought he was coming onto him. He was fired and ended up working as a coat check supervisor at the Arch Cafe.
by trumpblows April 24, 2022
Get the dutch glove triggermug. by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010
Get the Jelly Glovemug. by victorzulu November 29, 2010
Get the snot glovemug. 1.what is used to punch someone in the mouth that suffers from BOATA (breath of a thousands asses)
2.what is used to punch someone in the vagina that suffers from stank bug
2.what is used to punch someone in the vagina that suffers from stank bug
damn your breath is offensive, i hope Kimbo shows up with a peppermint glove to punch you in the mouth
by molestedsenses August 29, 2009
Get the Peppermint Glovemug. by Qarti January 5, 2023
Get the the down stairs glovemug.