Gooch Goo

A days worth of ball sweat.

I worked my ass off all day in the sun and need to clean all this gooch goo off my ballsack.

by Inomon June 3, 2018

Table Gooch

The seam where where where two independent tables come together to form a larger table to when pulling two or more independent tables together

Bummer man. My drink's haphazardly balanced on the table gooch.

by Richard Ballz September 2, 2012

tuna gooch

When a guy goes a few days without showering and starts to get a smell on his groins and gooch that smells like tuna. It's pretty much the male equivalent to a fishy vag.

Guy1: "Hey Tom, do you want to head over to Lawn St? There's a few girls over there just drinking and chilling.
Guy2: "Yeah I'm down, just give me a second to clean up."
Guy1: "Awe man are you taking care of some tuna gooch? Got to be safe just in case."
Guy2: "Damn right dude...RIP tuna gooch."

by Menopause21 October 9, 2016

gooch gardener

Someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.

Person 1: Ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
Person 2: You should call a gooch gardener, he'll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player's calves in no time

by Justdatiler September 11, 2016

Gooch Attack

A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)

Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.

by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020

Gooch-hole

A medical phenomena arising from a male having an additional X chromosome in which the patient has both a penis and a urethra tucked under said penis. This condition is usually accompanied by a unfortunate side of type II diabetes.

Guy 1: “Yo did you hear that her boyfriend has an extra X chromosome?”
Guy 2: “Does that mean he has a gooch-hole?”

by Bigballer02 February 3, 2020

Gooch pooch

Any small dog residing under the covers during sex intent on licking and/or sniffing the gooch.

Damn! If it weren't for that gooch pooch I would have lasted longer.

by Nicki619 March 28, 2016