Funky Rock

Usually "da Funky Rock." VA term for crack cocaine, popularized on black t-shirts with white or silver writing. Often seen alongside kalumpted .

Seriously, could you pass the Funky Rock right now, please? I need to get kalumpted.

by P. Colot July 23, 2004

funky

it literally means pinocchio

is pinocchio funky?
-yea, he is

by bheksxx January 20, 2024

funky flange

When’s she’s been running all day and still wants you to eat that pussy

Girl go wash that pussy you got funky flange

by Certy curt May 3, 2020

funky balloon knot

When you fuck somebody in the ass enough that their intestines come out, in a pink sock fashion, then you tie the intestines in a knot. This is very painful.

I was taking it in the ass from Bozo the clown the other day when my intestine started falling out. Next thing I knew there was a giraffe hanging out of my ass. He just can't resist the funky balloon knot.

by ButtholeLicker420 February 5, 2014

Funky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle

A hetrosexual sexual orientation where the woman defectates on the bed, then the man grabs her and suffocates her in her own poop while performing anal or vaginal on her. After climax, the man licks the womans foot fungus, while she eats an entire bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce and meatballs.

Woman: "Hey, want to have sex?"
Man: "Nah, Im good."
Woman: "We can do theFunky Shnunky Schlinglus Blingus Dingle Schmingle"
Man: "Count me in."

by Johnathan Steelarm April 15, 2024

Funky

A scottish pedophile known for trying to use sexual discord bots to interact with girls younger than him

Funky- Oh aye hes a funky wannabe

by ahjufikfgeuiguifffgsfgeikfhshs July 24, 2020

Not funky fresh

The definition of not funky fresh is in the instance of someone just being bad or just plain dumb

Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference

by Arkeegus disciple August 21, 2022