fresh and funky

sarcastic for topfit
or after a heavy night (drunk shit face)

08:30 am
in front of a nightclub

Sandra: fresh and funky?

xy: what else
yz: f*ck u, i'm not a shitface
zx: sure i am ;)

by Eric Fellon September 7, 2018

Funky Diet

Person wearing a black sequin jacket, incredibly funky, usually the leader of a Funk Rock Band. Sometimes sleepy. Most funky Diets are usually green eyed, and display a dynamic waddely strut.

Pump up the funky floaty fleet, pump it up you funky Diet

by Stengo August 11, 2022

Funky Tunk

A slang term for sex; usually car sex.

Ex: We went to the drive-ins and did the funky tunk.

by joopyjop August 12, 2022

Not funky fresh

The definition of not funky fresh is in the instance of someone just being bad or just plain dumb

Friend:Oh I thought that was Chris Pratt
You: that is not funky fresh of you at all to not be able to tell the difference

by Arkeegus disciple August 21, 2022

Funky Goop

A man’s semen.

Would you like to consume my funky goop

by Cumbo Fan Boy April 26, 2022

funky turtle

Ducking your head in and out of a turtle neck in a way that can be interpreted as foreskin.

Look at that man doing the funky turtle

by Mindyourshit October 24, 2022

funky feg

Funky Feg, originating from South Belfast is a tobacco rolled cigarette with a sprinkle of ketamine over it to earn the term funky. Straight roach no filter.

‘Hey Joel want to roll a funky feg?’
‘Yeh man what’s a funky feg’
‘A cigarette with some horse tranquilliser sprinkled over it!’

by Oartiboi699 September 27, 2022