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shit fuck tit

When you titty fuck a girl while having a dirty sanchez.
by Mr.BigClit July 6, 2011
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Fuck this shit Friday

A phrase used to refer to the end of the week when you just need to get really drunk.

Frequently happens after Fuck This Shit O'Clock
Victoria: Ugh my boss was a huge prick today, Fuck this shit Friday.

Justin: 3 exams down, 5 to go! :(
Martina: Fuck this shit Friday?
Justin: You know it!
by Flubber92 January 11, 2014
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Fuck Shit

With so many different variations in the definition of FUCK SHIT I wanted to take the time and provide my full meaning of FUCK SHIT when used in the South.

Now FUCK SHIT is used to describe a shady scenario or situation. Meaning if someone is on some FUCK SHIT they need an ass whooping.

No one likes people who stay on that FUCK SHIT. because shady ass people on fuck shit usually are on drugs or just down right bottom feeders.
Last night he was on some FUCK SHIT right before he got his ass beat!
by FlawedAF December 4, 2021
mugGet the Fuck Shitmug.

Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!

When a person, usually in response to pain, emotional or physical, begins a crazed angry yelling to vent their frustration, often going down the list of the curse words they know.
I stubbed my toe
"Jesus Godamn Fuck Shit Damn Bitch Motherfucker!" I yelled
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 5, 2024
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oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

Guy listening to a video on his gc as his mom walks into the room: oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK
by That’s rough buddy March 24, 2024
mugGet the oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKmug.
You
‘Anyone who searches for the term “stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now” in the urban dictionary is a stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking now.’
by Lickety-shit February 8, 2025
mugGet the stupid fucking piece of shit who should go die right fucking nowmug.

Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.
Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.
by FALQA October 17, 2024
mugGet the Fuck Shit Taxmug.

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