in high school if youre one the football team, you will probably have weightroom winter training. unfortunately, all these 'tough' football players do is stand around like pussies, and get mad at the actual athletes who try to work out and are much stronger than they are.
"Hey Joe, I fucking hate this football weightroom.Look at that kid over there squatting 405. i could do that, except my jock reputation says i dont have to do it."
by Judge of All January 26, 2014
Get the football weightroom mug.The act of lubing up your favorite dwarf with mayonnaise and then getting 20 other beefy guys to cover themselves with tarter sauce and playing a game of 11 on 11 football using the midget as the ball. Best played nude in the snow because it allows the dwarf to become more stiff. When a team scores a touch down they must give the midget the old anal falcon punch. If the dwarf flies through the goal post during this act then you receive an extra point. The anal falcon punch method must be used during field goals, extra points, punts,and kick offs
Me and my friends where playing dwarf football last night. My erection was so hard that i accidentally splooged all over the midget during a fumble. The best part is showering of with all the beef cakes after the game
by Doge2324 January 28, 2014
Get the Dwarf football mug.Lynnfield was great at football last year, probably because all of he senior boys were strongly built. As of 2018, is it safe to say the team sucks. Worst record at LHS, and to top it all off, the team is full ass holes. The seniors are scrawny and egotistical. Not one good senior on the team. Every player on this team is level headed, cocky, and rude. They walk around the school acting like they own the place, yet they would get their asses kicked by any girl’s powder puff team.
by probablythat November 18, 2018
Get the Lynnfield Football mug.A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.
The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.
Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.
by @username November 25, 2018
Get the Football Seconds mug.an issue presented by one party or the other that is not a political issue at all, yet is tossed around by politicians to gain sway or distract voters from the REAL issues. Abortion, DACA, and gay rights to name a few.
Republicans throw around their abortion argument like a political football to prevent real discourse on reproductive rights for women. Democrats toss around this political football in their own right, resulting in neither talking about reproductive rights in general, but rather a personal religious belief.
by jpillar26 March 4, 2019
Get the political football mug.Where the toughest become tough, losers become losers. If you walk on the feild your dead and also the only place to be in is FIRST!! Freakkkkk
by FreakingWin4Peat March 13, 2019
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