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Crunchy love flakes

Noun; When one is to jerk of in the sun and leaves the semen dribbled on ones penis. One would then proceed to sunbathe, allowing the semen to shrivel and dry.
The crispy flaky results are known as Crunchy love flakes
One can then go on to eat the flakes if one so desires.
"Dude I was sunbathing and felt the urge to splurge, long story short I had some crunchy love flakes as a snack"
by ARSEFAIRY August 7, 2017
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f*** flake

After intercourse of two people of the opposite sex have intercourse immediately after then wake up to crusty white spots on their groins when they wake up, when trying to remove the dried up bodily fluids they flake off like dandruff
F*** man you got to stop driving me so hard I woke up with f*** flakes again
by Margo009 January 24, 2021
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Frosted Flakes

The darkest of dank. Stickiest of the ickies. Fuck gas this shit is napalm.
Ay Yo, I just picked up the Frosted Flakes. I paid an extra $60 for this ounce.
They're Grrrrreeeaaaaaaaaaaat!
by DazenGuile December 30, 2020
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Flake

Nicholas Labonte is a flake.
by KinkyCurlyCouture September 7, 2018
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flake

1. Someone who is disconnected from reality or doesn't take life seriously; someone who lives in a fantasy world.
2. A homosexual offensive
3. An unreliable person
4. "To flake out" - to give up, not perform work or not show up as promised
Those grown men and women dressed as superheroes at the convention were complete flakes.
San Francisco is like a bowl of cereal - full of fruits, nuts and flakes.
Don't flake out on me.
by Luvdalz68 January 15, 2018
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flake it

When your buggered from a hard day on the shovel! All you want to do is go home and "flake it" on the couch in your jocks
"Whats the plans for tonight swift"?

"Yeah nothing much, on me way home to flake it on the couch and watch some idiot box".
by Soup bones April 1, 2021
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Cowardly clown (flake)

You: "I have an amazing friend"
Them: "who is it?"
You: "Cowardly clown! (aka flake)
Them: Cool!

You: Cowardly clown (flake) is a great friend that ive had for 4 years!
by Ily jenna. -komadea February 12, 2023
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