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Five hargreeves

Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series The umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.
Me: five Hargreeves from TUA is my favorite character

Friend: OMG same he is so fine
Me: Ikr he is literally leading the show
by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021
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why-five

When a fellow employee, teammate, friend or family member provides you with the honour of a high-five, without you having any clue why. Although it can be highly perplexing it is almost always satisfying.
Kirstie just walked into the office hand in the air providing all off her fellow workers with a why-five. They all shared her enthusiasm even though they had no idea why.
by Tinushavinga October 4, 2015
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Gunny Five

A handshake used by Marine Corps soldiers. First invented by Gunnery Sergeant Beatrice Middleton in 1945. Done this way: first, slapping a high five; sliding the hand lower and giving a slightly lower five; closing of fist and tucking the thumb in; then bumping them while saying "Eagle, globe, and anchor"; then as the hand is pulled and shaken and "Away we go!" is said. Also, when the fives are given, "Up high" and "down low" are said as well.
Amos: Hey Sarge, there's a party down in the defac.

Orville: (confused, not knowing what Amos is saying) This crazy thing. What's this hand thing they're doing? Are they trying to show off?

Beatrice: No, it's the Gunny Five. I invented this. Let me show you how.

(Beatrice gives the Gunny Five to Amos. Amos passes the Gunny Five to Orville)

Beatrice: You do it that way, it's easy!

Martha: These men are going crazy. What's with all these fives? I want to learn how.

Beatrice: (demonstrating to Martha) Up high, down low, eagle, globe, and anchor, and away we go!

Martha: (yelling) That's funky. I'm going to have to teach all the soldiers that.

(Orville and Amos wink at each other then look at Martha and give the Gunny Five to Martha)
by Dusty's Baby Powder March 18, 2011
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Woah-five

when a guy receives a blowjob from a person, cumming into that persons mouth, the person then spits the cum into their hand and high-fives the next person they see.
The family dinner ended badly after she woah-fived her little brother.
by AVal7 January 27, 2010
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Five hargreeves

Five Hargreeves is a *very fine* fictional character from a Netflix original series umbrella academy that is a 13 year old boy but his consciousness is 58. He's a killer, life saver and Attractive ASF.
Me: five hargreeves is my favorite character
friend: OMG he is so fine
Me: Ikr he's leading the show
by Five hargreeves May 24, 2021
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low five

The same as a high five, just horizontal and instead of slapping each others hands one person holds their hand horizontally and the other hits it.
A: Low five!
B: OK

/smack/
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Five-A-Day

If a guy speaks abou hi five a day he means MASTURBATION.
(Todd on his date with Jenifer)
Jenifer: They do good food here
Todd: Yea, but there's no fruit or veg
Jenifer: ??
Todd: I'm gnnago to the WC to have my Five-A-Day with my meat n two veg
by PrezMeister January 1, 2008
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