Jack Falcon

Jack Falcon is a famous tiktoker with many fans. He plays basketball and sometimes dresses up as Kel from omori. He is in love with Luxxezi.

Jack Falcon is so goofy and silly!

Jack Falcon and Lux are dating!

UGH YOU ARE SUCH A JACK FALCON (derogatory)

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by weezerpinkertonlol April 9, 2023

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Get the Jack Falconmug.

The Falcon Punch

Falcon Punch: An intimate sex act between two men where you dip your arm in gasoline, and drive it into their asshole. Before you begin, you typically put on a red helmet with a blue skin suit, and insert a carton of pop rocks into your partners gaping asshole. Once finished, proceed to fist them a single time with an earth-shattering punch at approximately 70,000 newtons of force, all while punching at Mach 2.2 and yelling “FALCOOOOOON PUUUNCH!!!!” at the top of your lungs. This will ignite the asshole on impact due to the friction between their anal walls and your gasoline covered arm. The shockwave from the asshole explosion may blow them away while leaving their ass on fire, covering the room with blood, shit, flames, and pop rocks.

When Elliot found Jax in his college dorm, he snuck into his room and surprised him with The Falcon Punch.

by The Muntologist July 8, 2025

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