When you’re asspumping a dirty tramp face down on your mattress and feel like it’s that time time of day. Your dick hurts and it’s time to take a piss. With your Johnson stuck deep in her rectal cavity, you strike a firm blow to the back of her head in order to make her ass tighten up so there’s no way out of it for this bitch, then proceed to leak in said area until you feel the tank is properly full. As she screams in disbelief, swiftly remove your genitalia from the region. This should produce a large eruption of your unloaded piss which exits the asshole with astounding velocity, mimicking the famous geyser located in Yellowstone, Wyoming.
Her: What the fuck, did you just piss in my ass?!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
You: (Whips out phone) Holy shit it’s old faithful!!
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