football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B
Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.
by Caduceus April 18, 2023
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Football boner

Tommy had a hige football boner all week, waiting for football to start on Friday night.
by Ohio driver September 05, 2019
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Football claire

Football claire is really fucking angry
by Dacur July 14, 2018
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Covington Football

The most shit team in the TRC with a head coach that doesn’t know shit. Only thing good that has come from Covington football is AJ Oulette
It won’t be hard to beat Covington Football again this year
by Anonymous13759 March 07, 2023
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silent football

A game with a very strict set of rules. It is ran by the Grand Master. Players must call him Grand Master. The game is started with the customary tip-of-the-hat, and the customary shaloob. The ball is then put in play by the Grand Master. Players may "thwap", by slapping their thighs in the direction they wish to send the ball. Players may not alter the direction of the thwapping. Players may also "Zoom" by making eye-contact with another player, and pointing their elbow at the player or any other way of pointing or motioning to another player. Players cannot "thwap a thwap thwap", or Use a thwap three times in rapid succession, unless it is all done by one player, before anyone else has thwapped. This also goes for Zooming. If any type of motion is used three times in a row, a Penance Point is given. Players must raise their hand and be called on by the Grand Master. All players must address each other with the Title of Mr. or Ms. Players may not use any pronouns. The breaking of any rules is rewarded with Penance points. The player with the most penance points at the end of the game "wins" and must do a dare.
silent football?

sure turn off the lights, find a lantern and gather round
by fishboy July 14, 2020
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Bottle Football

Places where dreams are made of. Best school football team in the land. Originated from playing football with a bottle all day all night. Bottle grind never stops at bottle football COYB
I would hate to play Bottle Football.
by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019
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Football on the moon

Playing football on the moon is the act of receiving head, and being fisted at the same time.
Friend: How was your night?
Me: I played football on the moon with this random girl.
by Eliad101 December 14, 2021
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