rutgers football

An absolute joke consisting of a bunch of pansies that trash talk everyone else because they can't play football to save their lives.

"Im tired lets skip practice today" "Hell no what do you think this is, rutgers football?"

by Trace Mcsorely February 19, 2017

Lynnfield Football

Lynnfield was great at football last year, probably because all of he senior boys were strongly built. As of 2018, is it safe to say the team sucks. Worst record at LHS, and to top it all off, the team is full ass holes. The seniors are scrawny and egotistical. Not one good senior on the team. Every player on this team is level headed, cocky, and rude. They walk around the school acting like they own the place, yet they would get their asses kicked by any girl’s powder puff team.

The Lynnfield football team is the worst team in Massachusetts.

by probablythat November 18, 2018

football lessons

Code for when you accidentally ejaculate in a woman a need to venmo her money for plan B

Will McGuire just Venmo’d Katie Pendleton for “football lessons” what a dirty dog.

by Caduceus April 18, 2023

Football Seconds

A measure of time which is described as one second but is usually much longer than one second.

The name, "football seconds" comes from the fact that usually football games last longer than the time on the clock.

Kandi: When does the football game end?
DeAndre: In 30 seconds. It's the 4th quarter.
Kandi (under her breath): More like 30 football seconds.

by @username November 25, 2018

Football boner

This is when you are really excited about football season.

Tommy had a hige football boner all week, waiting for football to start on Friday night.

by Ohio driver September 5, 2019

Dwarf football

The act of lubing up your favorite dwarf with mayonnaise and then getting 20 other beefy guys to cover themselves with tarter sauce and playing a game of 11 on 11 football using the midget as the ball. Best played nude in the snow because it allows the dwarf to become more stiff. When a team scores a touch down they must give the midget the old anal falcon punch. If the dwarf flies through the goal post during this act then you receive an extra point. The anal falcon punch method must be used during field goals, extra points, punts,and kick offs

Me and my friends where playing dwarf football last night. My erection was so hard that i accidentally splooged all over the midget during a fumble. The best part is showering of with all the beef cakes after the game

by Doge2324 January 28, 2014

Football soldier

An individual that religiously attends every football game possible with the sole purpose of fighting all people who support any team other than their own. Traits include: very low intelligence and the ability to consume unimaginable volumes of alcohol in the form of cheap ass beer. They are known to never use their assigned seat and spend the entire duration of the game verbally assaulting both teams, referee and especially any supporter of any other team. Weapons of choice are the chair that they have been assigned to (if not nailed to the floor) and empty beer cans, glasses or anything they can pick up around them.

Bob was in a fight after yesterday's football game with the other football soldiers

Bob is a football soldier

by Sanctuum December 2, 2020