Flinto

Three things you need to know:
Big Schlong
Big Dick

Big Penis

I have a Flinto

by extenguishedpenologist August 15, 2023

fred flintstoning

Walking around with a whole ham while wearing a long tshirt and no pants. May substitute half rack of ribs or leg of mutton if necessary. See also shirtdicking.

Got kicked outta honey baked ham for Fred flintstoning at the display case.

by S0lidSnak3 September 13, 2021

falinter

Not quite Fall. Not quite Winter.
Falinter.

John: Its not Fall.
Dave: Its not Winter.
TJ: It must be Falinter.

by falinter October 12, 2009

Fling pirate

getting revenge on your friends by pissing your mark on their carpet and eating all their food

guy 1: dude i think tim came to my house and pulled a fling pirate

guy 2: what a dick

by W00fomatic November 9, 2009

Flantagious

a sickness that has recently become an epidemic. All the wannabe skaters wear flannle shirts so they look cool because they cant really skate at all but they try.

i think that guys flantagious man he has a sick flannle but his skate skills suck. what a wannabe.

by woodisthenewmetal January 19, 2011

fling hole machine

a sport emily does in the olympics

person 1: who is that riding the fling hole machine
person 2: thats emily

by theanonymouspanda August 8, 2012

Fling Cling

Having a short-lived relationship with a member of the opposite sex, and they continue to try to make contact with you after the fling has ended

My fling with Kate ended months ago, but she keeps texting me and wanting to hang with me again! I guess she is my fling cling.

by ziggy931 April 13, 2015