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i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d

i want you to fuck me until i say "oh daddy"
person 1: hey

person 2: hey

person 1: i.w.y.t.f.m.u.i.s.o.d

person 2: bet
by nessie-bitch November 23, 2020
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i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s

i want to kill my self so badlt but i dont want to make mt friends and family sad
hey whats wrong?
i.w.t.k.m.s.s.b.b.i.d.w.t.m.m.f.a.f.s
by sad.emo_boi August 11, 2020
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D.I.T.F

DITF, not prounounced as a word rather as an abreviation. It stands for 'dick in the face' but not in the conventional sense if searched in urban dicitonary. When used in an abreviation, it is defined as an individual who is unlikable and cannot be avoided (like a dick would be in your face). It can be used to describe such an individual or can be extended to describe an awkward and unavoidable situation.

It is a British and Australian term created by two academics who wanted a way to describe a particular persistant individual who could not be avoided. It has since been adopted by the community as a general term to describe any such individuals or situations.
1. C1- "Hey mate i just bumbed into my ex"

C2- "oh snap, what happened"

C1- "It was super awkward, I tried to avoid her/him but it was like a D.I.T.F.

2. "Bruh, that guy is such a D.I.T.F"
by Soodadesi November 24, 2016
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S

Friends is a Gritty documentary that follows six drug dealers as they try and survive in the city of Hong Kong. Staring chindlor bong, chu, racael, rose, phobos 1 and harmonica.
-Hey, do you wanna watch f.r.i.e.n.d.s?
-no
by yellowlancerevov March 5, 2020
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F o r e h e a d

F o r e h e a d is an acronym used when complimenting someone's hoodie. F o r e h e a d stands for
For real?
OMG! what a
Radiant and

Extravagant

Hoodie! My
Eyes
are blessed.
Damn.
Person 1: I just bought this hood yesterday. What do you think?

Person 2: Damn F o r e h e a d bro. I love it.
by Hoodie123456789 November 8, 2020
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l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d

Guy: Let me fuck you till you cum on my dick (l.m.f.y.t.y.c.o.m.d)
Girl: I’m so down 🤭
by hellokitee November 30, 2022
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D.I.L.F.

An older man a younger gay man would like to kick it with. Gay slang from early 1990's
Now he's my kind of DILF
by cisco October 23, 2003
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