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Even

A common Norwegian male name and one of the most frequented pun-names.

It is also overused by white girls that somehow stop living when they no longer can do Even.

With great power comes great responsibility as an Even can end the lives of white girls by simply denying them the chance to do Even.
This Starbucks coffee is so great I can't Even right now! or Even, you're such a great friend, but you're also a cunt.
by Abnormalgame December 19, 2018
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evening

Period from 18:00 (6:00 pm) until 00:00 (12:00 am).
Evening.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 26, 2025
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evening socket

A woman who you only have emotionless sex with, and only after 5pm. Usually a woman who may be used briefly for sex after leaving work, but before returning home to your wife, or dog.
Man, fuck Conchita, I'm going to plug the evening socket before I go deal with her.
by The Conflicted German September 23, 2016
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I cant even tell you

When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question
"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"
by yiuasjgdiloasy May 17, 2022
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the even hotter couple

jack and cate are the even hotter couple, even hotter than the hottest couple
by ahs thoughts October 9, 2023
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don’t even think about it girl

popularly used in videos that could be written as comments
oh no no no no you’re not getting a dog don’t even think about it girl
by wassup shaheer December 23, 2021
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even on my hover board

a 12 year old girl that’s has an excellent song
by ratchada dykeman October 22, 2018
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