evan

a hoe, a stinky stinky whore.

oh gosh evan is a stinky whore

evan by gat2122 November 25, 2021

Evan

A very large individual and loves to pleasure dogs.
His love for dogs is so insane he visited china just to eat dog

evan is overall a lovely person

Evan penetrate dog

Evan by bsdg ws\g November 29, 2021

Evan

Evan is a funny, nice but kinky person. He can make you laugh or smile in seconds, he also makes the inside of your panties soaked! He is so hot and can make everyone look his way, he IS the main character.

Emma: Oh Evan is so hot!

Carly: I wish I were dating Evan!

Evan by Emma-land November 29, 2021

Evan

the arctic? boiling compared to how cool this guy is. a "handsome devil" some have said and probably will continue to say for as long as time. total ladies man. incredible conversationalist, makes you want to talk until you lose your voice. funnier than any comedy special on Netflix (or other streaming platforms). if you're friends with an Evan then you've found the gold at the end of the rainbow.

Girl 1: *texting*
Girl 2: are you texting Evan?
Girl 1: ...
Girl 2: of course

Evan by redvelvetcheesecake December 6, 2021

Evan

Evan is a hot and sexy guy, rather awesome

Evan is a hot guy with big balls

Evan by SussyBakaBabe December 10, 2021

Evan

If you searched up "Evan" because they are your crush, me too :)

If you are a tall Evan that you are dreamy and handsome <3

If you are short then you are a nice know-it-all.

Person 1: I have a crush on someone named Evan
Person 2: he sounds like a nice person to crush on ;)

Evan by January.bby.<3 December 12, 2021

Evan

Evan is the guy who acts like a total grandpa and looks like one. He always drives a 2wd truck and complains. He already has a hunchback and needs help walking. His shirts in the summer are normally a greasy cut off, he thinks he’s better than everyone anywhere he goes.

Hey Evan (grandpa Sal) go grab this for me

Evan by Soysauce2023 December 17, 2021