England

A country whom in the 18th and 19th century took great pleasure in raping smaller or weaker places such as Africa and Asia.

Oh fuck, Englands cuming.

by SEXY MAN mamam=== October 7, 2020

st george of england

A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.

Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)

Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!

Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...

Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...

Drunkard 2: As is his ego...

by Erisia March 16, 2011

England

England is a country beneath the glorious and almighty Kingdom of Scotland. The English people have bad teeth. If you ever for some odd reason go to visit England I would recommend taking the road that leads to Scotland so you can go to a land of beautiful people and a glorious culture. The GREATEST inventions of all mankind (Penicillin is one example, which has saved over 200 million people and is probably the reason you're alive right now) But now, back to England. The English people love their German royal family but ESPECIALLY love Prince Andrew, most of them idolise him and many of them even follow in his footsteps.

England is shit

by SUPERJOHNMCGINN February 3, 2024

New England Hick

Someone who is from New England and exudes the hippy counter-culture vibe. Long hair down to butt, etc.

Nickey, you're such a New England Hick!

by EnigmaTheDingus August 26, 2016

lower england

South of england

I upset the cockney because I said he was from lower England.

by Drinky north September 10, 2018

England

This is a region of the United Kingdom and it holds London in it
this place is absolutely violet
all the teens say "iNnIt"
THE FUCK thats supose to mean
tea is the only drink
toast and beans are the FUCKING WORST
the people dont brush there teeth
just go to Scotland or Wales
AND THE FUCK DOES "sPlEnDiD" MEAN

Guy1:Wanna go to England
Guy2: Hell naw

by יִשְׂרָאֵל‎ November 16, 2022

New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020