New England Wedding 

A 'New England Wedding' is a wedding held on a either a Friday evening or any night other than Saturday in order for the person's financing the wedding to receive a discount. Most commonly the wedding is held at a venue beyond the ordinary budget of the wedding. Hosts of 'New England Weddings' are bad people devoid of empathy due to the necessity of their guests to take a day off work to attend the event. In sort the hosts expect their guests to subsidize their event through lost wages so that they can receive a discount. I wedding gift is not necessary at this sort of wedding due to the monies lost due to the host's frugality.

Nicole and Chase had a decided to have their wedding at the Four Season's on a Friday night because it was more affordable, when they should have rented out the pavilion behind they VFW as their budget dictated. All their guests judged them for having a New England Wedding.

New England Wedding by RiccardoFace July 27, 2021

New England waterbirth 

you gullible retard

“A New England waterbirth is when you poop in the shower”
“You’re lying”
“Look it up”

New England waterbirth by Schlembo McMurray September 25, 2021

New England Water Birth

A New England Water Birth is what it’s called when you poop in the bath to get rid of a parasite.

“Dude I think that food gave me a worm”
“You gotta have a New England Water Birth”

New England Water Birth by Schlembo McMurray September 30, 2021

New England meathook 

When you put your ring and middle finger in your girls vagina and your thumb in her asshole and throw her back on to the bed

“I gave my girlfriend the New England meathook last night and she beat the shit out of me”

New England meathook by Gary the 1nd January 25, 2022

Tyler England 

Hunky, Thick straight and Tall (Not really) - Master rapper and looks like Juice WRLD.

Hey is that Tyler England? Thick

Tyler England by godhimselfnocaponlyfax April 1, 2022

New England steamboat

A New England steam boat is when multiple people shit and don't flush, it continues until its full.

The plumbers came inside and New England steamboat my toilet.

New England steamboat by Lil_Hawk April 20, 2022

Cole England 

A guy who is unimaginably gay and is the lowest of low, classified as a jizz fag

His name must be Cole England there's no way he's that much of a jizz fag and that's not his name.

Cole England by Jonathan Requearez July 24, 2022