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The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.
"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.
by xanadude313 October 13, 2019
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Edward Camerahands

A game where the player must duct tape cameras to his hands which both livestream to YouTube. The player cannot remove the cameras until he has been arrested. He also loses if charges are filed.
Man 1: You up for a game of Edward Camerahands?
Man 2: Nah, I nearly got shot last time.
by KugelblitzInTheBathtub June 24, 2021
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Edward Breitenstein

That concert was off the hook! Straight up Edward Breitenstein!!!
by Edneck January 7, 2018
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Edward Mason

Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason

HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer

he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea

HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)

He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH
root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason
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Edward Bola

A striker who uses skill moves far too much to avoid danger and usually loses the ball in doing so.
Noah: pass me the ball
Maxwell: *does too many skill moves and loses the ball*
Noah: STOP BEING SUCH AN EDWARD BOLA
by TheRealBongo April 18, 2020
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William Edwards

🤓
Rue : you’re so 🤓
William Edwards : NO I AM NOOOOT
by Spookisemm June 18, 2023
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edward gregory

edward gregory is a lovely man who is sweet, kind, funny, sarcastic, a little bit silly, and can't spell to save his life but that's what makes him him.
me: edward gregory is so sweet.
person: ikr!
by knobbysexual January 24, 2022
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