Edward Mason

Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason

HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer

he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea

HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)

He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH

root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason

by hahjncjkwebhcvjheb vjerhb June 5, 2022

edward gregory

edward gregory is a lovely man who is sweet, kind, funny, sarcastic, a little bit silly, and can't spell to save his life but that's what makes him him.

me: edward gregory is so sweet.
person: ikr!

by knobbysexual January 24, 2022

edward sissyhands

a person who has to wear leather gloves to do everything including but not limited to moving brand new furniture.

"hey edward sissyhands hows those furniture moving gloves holding up"

by County Of Butt February 12, 2021

Edward Duran

he is a very amazing person, one who will always help you out in your times of need and support you through your tough times while making fun of your problems.

man that guys a real Edward Duran helping him and making fun of him

by Y.O.U.R. bestfriend March 30, 2021

edward cullen

earths sexiest! turn me into a vampire daddy😊 #teamedward

hey, team jacob or team edward?

definitely jacob!

stay out of my face. team edward cullen only

by tatehatepagelol May 25, 2021

edward 40ball

A modification of edward 40hands. One begins with a 40 strapped to each hand, preferably olde english, steel reserve or st ides for hard mode. In order to gain entrance to the game, one must first finish a single 40. The hand will then be freed.

Now, one may either play basketball with only one free hand, the other still strapped to a 40, which they must be careful not to spill, or instead, finish the second 40 while playing the game of basketball.

Teams will be made beforehand. To win, you just have to win the basketball game to 21. anyone on the team yakking is an instant loss.

Wanna plan edward 40ball?

by yaskimode May 26, 2021

Edward and holly

Holly loves Edward with all her heart

Edward and holly love each other xx

by I am ????? October 30, 2019