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edward robert

Edward Robert is someone who is confident and head strong, someone that knows everything from maps to surfing. When people meet Edward Robert, they would think he is related to royalty . People might see him as a smartAss Burgos persona will not care! He is seriously loving and just the name screams sexy wanting you to leave scratch marks all over his back
Have you seen that guy on the surfboard? Yh the good looking one? Dose he not look like a Edward Robert to you?
by Action woman May 14, 2015
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Edward Breitenstein

That concert was off the hook! Straight up Edward Breitenstein!!!
by Edneck January 7, 2018
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Edward Mason

Edwardo is very smart and can tell you that
4+4 is actually 9 because of some reason

HE has Tremor disorder And no it is not cancer

he has dark skin but he is not Asian
He is of Swedish decent
he likes earl grey tea

HE is a FREEMASON (never trust him)

He really likes lollie pops might give them to your family
HAHAH
root and tootin bastard-Edward Mason
Never trust a skinny cook-Edward mason
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Daniel edwards

Someone who has a 1 inch penis, and who also has a milf of a mother.

They also have 0 game and get boners at parties but they only talk to women about universities.
Is that a Daniel edwards, WOW his cock must be tiny
by Fat knob master May 2, 2022
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Port Edwards

Port Edwards is a shitty little hicktown
I can’t believe there are actually excited about moving to Port Edwards it sucks ass
by Nighnutz November 3, 2019
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edward 40ball

A modification of edward 40hands. One begins with a 40 strapped to each hand, preferably olde english, steel reserve or st ides for hard mode. In order to gain entrance to the game, one must first finish a single 40. The hand will then be freed.

Now, one may either play basketball with only one free hand, the other still strapped to a 40, which they must be careful not to spill, or instead, finish the second 40 while playing the game of basketball.

Teams will be made beforehand. To win, you just have to win the basketball game to 21. anyone on the team yakking is an instant loss.
Wanna plan edward 40ball?
by yaskimode May 26, 2021
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The Portly Edward

CBD Republican who backs the Waukesha commercial powergrab gerrymandering bushwahackers from the Port of Edward. Three-time strike out champion running as a conservationist who has hopped aboard the Shoelace Express.
"Did you hear about the Portly Edward? Shipped out three CBD bottles to Tuscaloo, Iowa. Said so on his Facebook. What a goon.
by xanadude313 October 13, 2019
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