Eddie Van Halen

The best damn guitarist on this Earth. On par with Jimi Hendrix. Eddie's brother Alex plays drums and his son Wolfgang plays bass for their band, conveniently named Van Halen.

Step 1: Go to a music store
Step 2: Ask for "Eruption" by Van Halen
Step 3: Listen
Step 4: Thank me by sending a cyber high-five.

Eddie Van Halen was in a band called Van Halen (funny that).

by Bossdrummer June 27, 2013

Eddie Van Halen

World's greatest rock guitarist, ever.

A world class original, Eddie Van Halen raised the bar on what a human can do with six strings and a pick-up on wood.

by rick September 19, 2003

Eddie Van Halen

Amazing guitarist from Van Halen. According to Peter Jackson (PJ), the primary influence of King Diamond. Such an influence, King Diamond was inspired by Diamond Dave (David Lee Roth) himself for his name.

King Diamond would not exist without Eddie Van Halen.

by Hdj007 August 4, 2023

Eddie Van Halen

Edward Lodewijk Van Halen, bornin Amsterdam, Holland. Brother of Alex Van Halen, started band Van Halen, and is depicted with his red white and black striped "Frankenstrat" guitar, and amazing riffs, especially "Eruption." He fought toungue/lip cancer, and is being called a racist for calling former rhythm guitarist for Nirvana, Pat Smear, a "dirty mexican."

"Man! Eddie Van Halen can really burn the axe!"

by Burning Zeppelin September 16, 2005

Eddie Van Halen

Possibly the greatest guitarist ever.He could make the guitar sing.

Eruption. Hot for Teacher. Runnin with the devil. Jump. Panama.

by Iron Man August 4, 2003

Eddie Murphy Smile

An Adjective as to describe a huge smile where the person's teeth are completely exposed, their cheeks (face) are raised really high, and their eyes are very low and squinty because the person's high raised cheeks are putting pressure on the person's eyes.

Dave really started to freak me out when he started cracking Eddie Murphy smiles for no reason.

by The Mysterious Nugget Man July 31, 2008

muscle eddie rippedmeat

google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images, you wontttt

Me at school: hey random person, google muscle eddie rippedmeat then go to images
random person: lmao thats so fucking funny bruh

by a guy with a big thor January 30, 2022