Yoda Ear

The condition of having many short time midsize hairs growing from the edge or the loves of your ear.

Dude, he looked ok until I saw the sun behind him. He had total Yoda ear. He needs to trim that stuff...it was strait up fuzz time .

by Buttwangu July 12, 2017

Ear Rape

Ear rape is something loud or obnoxious directly into your ears. It could be something like a played with audio or even someone just yelling into a microphone. One way we have all experienced ear rape is by someone really bad at singing at your school talent show, and it's so bad that the microphone makes that really obnoxious screech that everyone hates and all the kids in your middle school would complain about, yeah that noise.

JOE: Huh there a lot of people here I should pop in some headphones....
*WATCHES A PEWDIEPIE VIDEO*: SQREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
JOE: A SHIT MY EARS. THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF EAR RAPE!

by MICKEY PEEPS July 29, 2018

gamer ear

Discomfort in the ear after wearing a headset for too long

Damn i played so much league last night I got gamer ear this morning

by Ryanrog09 August 8, 2018

twat ear

someone who's ear has a remarkable resembelance to the female genetalia.

"Do you like that Ms. Blann woman" said Dave.
"NO" replied Louie, "shes a total twat ear".

by Juan 12 November 8, 2007

Ear-nut

An Ear-nut happens when you hear a beautiful sound/noise and your ear orgasms.

"Yo Jake I had an ear-nut when I heard Brianna Hernandez sing"-Nicholas Pereira

by papi p January 20, 2020

Window Ears

A person, usually an eavesdropper, who possesses a superior level of hearing that allows them to listen through closed windows.

"Keep your voice down, my mum has window ears"

"Watch what your saying down 'ere that b*tch at number 23 has window ears"

by The Pan April 27, 2010

dick with ears

A male that is a self-absorbed, clueless piece of shit. Hated by both men and women. usually bald and who looks like the tip of a penis. usually such a person is incredibly selfish and self-centered and has no ability to look at himself and instead constantly blames others when he see's something that he doesn't agree with or like. said person likes to play the victim and usually acts like a child by being a Tattletail because he cant fight his own fights knowing he is unable to because he lacks the self confidence as well as the knowledge to do so. these people (usually males) are constantly seeking attention and validation and have no problem making themselves out to be the dick even if they dont recognize it, the people around them do notice and hence he ends up pushing people away because again he is unable to look at himself and realize that maybe he is the problem. the bald head is usually a symbol for his lack of masculinity in being a real man. thus he ends up looking like being a dick with ears.

"He is so rude to everyone and wont listen to anyone but himself, he's such a dick with ears. and that haircut isnt helping him much either."

by tim and H. October 11, 2023