When the hairstyle is worn by an individual who meets some or all of the following characteristics:
1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of
bling.
2. The individual has at least one bad
tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.
3. The individual is wearing a TapOut
t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer'
s fauxhawk into a
douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).
4. The individual owns any vehicle with a
4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.
5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.
6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a
douche crest.
