Porkinson's Disease

The presence of tremors througout a woman's body as a direct result of sexual trauma.

Bro I fucked Linda so hard and now she won't stop shaking; I think she has Porkinson's Disease!!!

by BigA86 July 30, 2016

Mad Snail Disease

When a person is so dumb it frustrates those around him/her

wow that person isn't so smart he/she must have Mad Snail Disease

by TheKingPin17 August 12, 2017

Diseased Rectal Wart

A wart on one's ass that consists of secreting puss, yellow/green liquids, and many vile odors.
ADVISORY: DO NOT TOUCH ONE. YOU WILL DIE.

HOLY CRAP!!111!!!11!1!!1!!11 that guys ass is wet and he smells, he's got some baaaadddd Diseased Rectal Warts.

by Tim :] February 9, 2007

running disease

n. the disease in which a person spontaneously starts running and runs out of sight.

I spent last night in jail because the police didn't believe I had running disease!

by rahul k January 1, 2006

grey goose disease

When a person becomes drowsy from alcohol. Grey Goose is a type of Vodka.

Chamillionaire: If liquor makes him drowsy, he gonna say he got that grey goose disease

by wutzzzzzz June 15, 2008

Schultz Disease

To deny knowledge of a situation to avoid responsibility of knowing about a situation and so to appear innocent.

From Sergent Schultz of Hogan's Heroes catch phrase "I know nothing. I see nothing."

Marc: I know Sarah told you what really happened. Tell me.
James: I'm sorry, I have Schultz Disease.

by Lulupop April 28, 2010

Happy Happy-Not Not Disease

A synonym for bipolar disorder;

A mental health condition defined by periods of extreme, often inappropriate, and sometimes unpredictable mood states.

1. I think Sally suffers from Happy Happy-Not Not Disease--10 minutes ago she was threatening to kill herself, but now she's laughing and having fun.

2. You will contract Happy Happy-Not Not Disease and die.

by malchik_gei March 27, 2007