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Vanilla Disease

When you fuck a girl in pussy town and you get cum on her stomach then go back in and get it on your T-shirt
"yeah im here with my nigga bobby brown and he got that vanilla disease from pussy town"

"yeah i fucked this girl in pussy town last night.,and i didnt take off my shirt.im going to the doctor today to make sure i haven't contracted vanilla disease"
by tyler Poopdick November 6, 2013
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Rolling disease

Rolling disease is when one involuntarily throw oneself onto the grass and then can't stop rolling around
"Jimmy what are you doing?"
"Sorry dad, I can't mow the lawn, I've caught the rolling disease!"
by The_Weekday July 10, 2016
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Thought Disease

When someone shares an opinion that is so moronic that you're afraid it could infect people with stupidity.
Don't spread your Thought Disease and infect others with your stupidity.
by stuxnaut August 19, 2016
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D's Disease

When u don't got enough captain d's
by pickenscountyrock1853 August 8, 2018
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Owl disease

by Bobojizz September 11, 2018
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The Dude Disease

An illness commonly seen in heterosesxual Males, who firmly believe their sexuality defines their contact with other males.

Common side effects include, but are not limited to, Declining hugging another male with the excuse of it being gay. Joking about an action referring to it as gay although it is a gay action and or a plague.

Currently there is no known cure, myths lead to believe that the possible cure could be accepting the fact that just because you do specific things with another male doesn't employ that it is a sexuality that you are not, but this has not been statistically proven.
Tom: Hey, uh..not feeling too well..can i have a hug?
Jimmy: What the fuck? No, that's fucking gay.
Tom: Do you have The Dude Disease?
Jimmy: The fuck is that?
by PiiKayFare September 20, 2018
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fortnut diseases

when you play to much fortnut you get this diseases (fortnut disease) it is a form of cancer, Ebola, sigma and blue waffle. please call 911 as soon as possible if you have this. 1% chance of living.
i have fortnut diseases.
by Beeeeefreind September 24, 2018
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