Dink

A bald man with high testosterone who likes muscle cars, MMA, sleeveless shirts, chicken, and hot babes.

BATTLE OF THE DINKS! VIN DIESEL VS THE ROCK, WHO YALL GOT?

by Rough&Ruthless July 28, 2022

Dink

Noun: Someone who is stupid or dumb; all around unintelligent

Adj: Of or related to someone who is stupid or dumb; all around unintelligent

“My cousin married his sister- their kids are total dinks

by Dinkwizrd June 25, 2025

Dink

To lightly tap something

I dinked it

by Chicken NUG NUGS May 25, 2018

Spinning-dink

When an abnormally short girl is in a sex swing and "sits" on your dick and you spin her

I met this short ass girl and put her in the sex swing and spun her. It was the best spinning-dink I've ever had

by Fmk937 June 22, 2021

Dink

A cross between a 'dork' and a 'twink'

That guy Corey is a real dink

by crispy-boi November 3, 2021

Skitamarrinky Dinky Dink

A flacid penis in its wrinkled form. Not stretched or erect.

When Dave saw John penis. John exclaimed im a grower not a shower because he was ashamed of his skitamarrinky Dinky Dink.

by Doc Rondow January 8, 2024

DINK

When you go to stick your head out of the window in the car or what have you and forget to roll the window down... DINK... a thoughtless or careless person who does not think first before acting

You are a dink... Hey Dink... look what he did, that guy is a dink...what a DINK

by The howefrank May 20, 2021