derp

A foul up. If someone is not doing their job correctly. A mistake. An unfortunate mishap. An event that disrupts the activity of others.

A man driving a truck runs over a speed bump and passengers are unaware of the speed bump so that was a derp. Someone is neglegent on the job and a colleague yells "derp"!. Someone gets an infection in a third-world country. I got an infection in another country so that was a derp. Someone does not tend to required tasks of their job which leads to foul ups. I should have been paying attention so that was a derp.

by George Korr April 14, 2006

derp

n. An obese man with a really fat egg head. They're usually bald and they have Harry Potter glasses.

Person 1: EW LOOK AT THAT UGLY GUY!!
Person 2: OMG, WHAT A DERP!!

by Derp7 June 28, 2010

Derp

noun- A slang phrase to say or include when the topic being discussed is random, funny, or really stupid to the point that it is hilarious.

"I'm publishing this really funny picture of a chicken"
"You should caption it with derp, that will make it at least 5 times funnier!"

by DerpyCoal March 5, 2015

roll deeps

describes an especially nice pair of footware usually athletic shoes.

"Ey homey, dem kicks is tight."
"Wurd, dey my new Roll Deeps."

by Big Swol September 28, 2005

derp

A perticularly stupid looking type of bird.

Deeeerrrpp, derp, deeeeeeerrrrrrrrrpp!

by Derping Fantastic October 16, 2010

Slurp-a-derp

The act of smoking a bong.

Pass the bong, I’m gonna slurp-a-derp

by Whatevrgirl March 12, 2021

derp

An akward purple-blue.

...That flower is... a rather akward purple blue..

Derp.

What?

Derp, that's the color.

by Brad Robley July 17, 2009