I once fought a Dakota
by Tomato emporer September 14, 2020
Contrary to other definitions Dakota can be a guy. He is the definition of loyalty. obviously someone you’d want to have on your team. The kind of person that will be there for you when you need him, without question. Handsome, smart and kindhearted. Don’t take it for granted though cause the niceness has an off switch.
by DWels November 23, 2021
A very short midget. Like so short youd think hes a fucking smurf. but don't mess with a Dakota because he will sit on you, killing you instantly. he runs around swinging massive bottle of mountain dew code red and will fuck you up.
"MY NAMES DAKOTA AND IM GONNA KILL YOU WITH THIS CODE RED BITCH"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
"YOU BETTER BACK UP OR ILL SIT ON YOU"
by QUADDALE DINGLE69420seggytimeb August 04, 2022
Dakota's are nice and caring men. They love to play around and have fun. Dakota's are hard workers and vet the job done.
by Ghost_Killer March 27, 2020
Dakotas are usually a salamander-lookin head ass. They're pretty popular with the older kids, but his selfishness can drive people away easily. Dakotas are good friends as long as you're someone who can put up with a narcissistict personality. However, he's a really great boyfriend. His girl is the #1 person in his world and he's the most loyal and loving boyfriend even though he may not show it at times.
Dakota, you look like a salamander.
by Niggerfuckingcocksucker October 03, 2021