dancing on the carpet

Appearing before The Boss' desk, squirming, while attempting to explain a failure or transgression on your part.

The Boss had him dancing on the carpet for that screw-up.

by barber of seville November 22, 2011

Yarmulke Dance

The act of inserting a penis into a vagina and making a fool of yourself by grunting loudly.

Last night my wife and I totally had a yarmulke dance fest!

by ominous125 June 5, 2009

ironic dancing

That moment when you're out clubbing and the music is so unbearable that you eventually decide to dance in the most idiotic way possible as a means of protest.

Hey dude, I really hate this music, maybe we should check out some other clubs...
- No way, man! This music is so bad, I just want to own the dance floor to show the dj that nothing can stop our dancing fever!
Yeah, you're right! This feels like an excellent time for some ironic dancing!

by Limoenen October 26, 2013

weasel dance

i momentary loss of all reality which is often brought about due to excess consumption of alcohol or other drug that results in an uncontrolled bizarre & highly amusing dance.

he was so pissed he did a weasel dance

by juleshelmut April 27, 2006

pie dancing

a very popular dance in NJ that consists of a hard cock and a wet pussy engaging in hot sex while bouncing to a beat.

After a night of bumping and grinding at "BLACK", giggles wet pussy vise gripped around Mickey's waist as he lifted her off the bed. He drove his cock deep inside while bouncing to the beat when he realized that he was pie dancing.....

by giggles June 2, 2004

lampshade dance

A dance in which a person wears a lampshade on their head and dances around.

Usually this dance is performed while drunk at a party, and sometimes it is performed naked.

"Tim was so drunk at the office party last night, I bet he's embarrassed."

"Well, as long as he didn't do the lampshade dance he should be fine..."

"well..."

"He did it didnt he? Oh, Lord"

by Ignatiousswan January 7, 2007

Money Dance

a celebratory dance of throwing or holding up stacks of money, usually performed in urban settings or stripclubs;

made famous by Lil Mouse on the Lil Wayne track, "Get Smoked"

Person 1: "Hey bruh, what you do last night in the club?"

Person 2: "Awe man, I turnt up a lil bit, hit the money dance on em...you know."

Person 1: "Hell yeah, turn up."

by SteveOXing August 26, 2013