Crystal Spring Turtle

Giving somebody a crystal spring turtle is a sexual act. It involves one parter "prairie dogging" a piece of feces in and out of their rectum, while the other either urinates or ejaculates on the half protruding feces. The partner then pulls the feces back in, like a turtle retreating into its shell.

Guy #1: Hey bro i heard you gave Sally a crystal spring turtle last night

Guy#2: Hell yea man! I crystal spring'd all over that turtle!! Jealous??

Guy#1: Uuuhh...not really

by Badassboyscout May 14, 2009

the billy crystal experience

A renaming of the sexual term 69. Used so others do not know that you are talking about anything remotely sexual.

Me an my girlfriend totally did the billy crystal experience.

by David Blaze October 02, 2006

crystal skull fuck

Something (often either an action or event) that taints the value/worth of everything previous.

Drawn from the movie "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull" and refers to the damage done by the movie to the rest of the movies.

May not completely destroy the legacy, but rather it taints the image of the past.

Dude, that girl you hooked up with last night just crystal skull fucked your social life.

by hoyahaxa33 February 24, 2011

crystal future prez

The smortest person to ever live. She is da one that shall become the president and abolish spllpleing one day! EVERYONE VOTE FOR HER

Person: "OMG IS THAT CRYSTAL FUTURE PREZ"
Person B: "NO WAY I NEED HER AUTOGRAPH!!!"

by im da swagger of the swag January 21, 2022

Crystal whale spearing

A slang term originating from Huntsville, AL, to crystal whale spear is when you fuck a fat bitch off of the drug crystal meth.

Me and the boys went crystal whale spearing last night! It was awesome!

by Lorangecreampopsicle February 10, 2023

Crystal fur ball

When a female ejaculates on your pubic hair and waits for it to solidify then begins to chew causing a siemen filled hair ball.

While I was kissing her she coughed up a crystal fur ball.

by Stedanold December 10, 2016

Sailor moon crystal

Another version of Sailor moon but even better it also contains 39 episodes its even shorter :/

me:MOON PRIDE ANATA NO CHIKARA NI NARITAI!!!!
Guy:..?
Friend: Oh she just singing the sailor moon crystal opening
Guy: Oh shes wierd tho -Walks away-

by idontgiveafxck January 07, 2021