Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

best line in ultrakill

Minos fucking prime: Ahh... free at last. O Gabriel, now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall GLISTEN before the temples of Man! Creature of Steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are NOT forgotten!

V1: no I win

by KFCworker April 26, 2025

crime factory

(n.) A black woman who has many babies, whom eventually grow up to become criminals.

She is such a crime factory, she fucks all day without birth control to have kids!

by Wong thing September 30, 2017

Meme Crime

A meme crime is when someone thinks they are funny but they're not because they like shitty memes that were never good.

Will: Hey, do you like that Damn Daniel meme? It's the best meme in the world!
John: Will, that's a meme crime you fucking cuck.

by ImNotFunnyAtAll June 3, 2017

crime

living in idaho

"where do you live"
"idaho"
"OH MY GOD THATS A CRIME POLICE ITS THIS GUY"

by rb ryan December 15, 2024

crime-buster

An individual who is fixated on bringing not existent problems to light.

Someone who is a crime-buster will claim that they’re speaking the “truth” or exposing something for what it really is, despite having no reason to be investigating the topic matter.

Darryl: I can’t use my phone for 3 days now because my roommate Kaden tried guessing my password so he could monitor my social medias.
Dawson: Well, that’s what you get from rooming with a crime-buster.

by Cecil The Cave Troll October 8, 2023

Crime

Snufkin

Man he was being snufkin and committing several crimes

by CallMeFinn July 14, 2021

war crime

a fun activity to do with your friends

Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?

by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023