Crimes committed during a war/Crimes that caused a war, and definitely not what I committed on 09/14/2024 at 11:42 pm
by md55.offical January 16, 2025
Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go commit a few war crimes against innocent civilians?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?
Person 2: "Yeah man, I'm down!"
Person 1: "Alright, where to first? Poland, Iraq, or Vietnam?
by totally not chinese spyware September 25, 2023
by Lunch Table Luke December 14, 2021
'Fantom Crime' is where a homosexual man has illusions of homosexual men surrounding him and proceeds to sexually assault his ghost-like illusions. The 'F' replacing 'PH' in the word Phantom stands for the F-Slur aimed at LGBTQ+
by 77xxxxxxPoooogerloooogxxxxx77 December 13, 2021
Deviated sex practice's including but not excluded to shit blisters mudslides dirty Sanchez paying poop criminals for blackmail or for shits and giggles having a prostitute shit on your chest and scooping it up with crackers and eating it.
Person 1:That party was a crazy bunch of unhealthy people. Person 2: I think they were retarded them fuckers paid for a shit crime. Person 1: I saw a poop crime go down before my very eye's. Person 2: I am scarred for life.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
Person 1: the poop crimes going down there were just maddening.
by The old world urban dictionary November 01, 2020
by sirmarcvie April 19, 2020
A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.
Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P
by QuacksO October 12, 2023