Cold cut crackhead

People who act like crackheads , for cold cuts . Willing to stand in long deli line for an hour for a pound of ham .

Omg , look at all these cold cut crackheads on line . It’s so nice out and they Are waiting for ham .

by BigBuffarillaAss September 21, 2022

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Super mega crackhead

A super mega crackhead is the highest level of crackheadness and it can never be topped

Me: I’m a super mega crackhead

Friend: indeed you are the biggest crackhead of them all

by YID ARMY 4 eVEr August 03, 2019

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psycho crackhead

A man who hits that snorts that toxic rock and enjoys arguing for no reason. Usually makes no sense, is fat and lacks brain cells. If u come in contact with one do not argue because he will beat you with his sense less words.

Don't be a psycho crackhead

by 297mafiaDad October 09, 2017

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crackhead smile

when somebody's teeth are all broken, missing, and/or stained, they resemble that of somebody who has smoked crack all their life.

Billy has lost so many teeth, he has the crackhead smile going on there.

by harryballsax November 16, 2018

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captain crackhead

Noun: A term for one who is wearing a zip-down hoodie with the zip open completely by only the hood on their head (very often notably with no shirt), leaving the arm flaps and the rest of the hoodie to hang behind them as pseudo tribal decoration. Often associated with individuals in this attire performing wildcard stunts and impromptu executive decisions

Verb: To assume the form as described in the noun and perform crackhead and crackhead-esque actions with urgency

Never get in a swamp fight with a captain crackhead - noun
If you don't give me my 25 cents back as a quarter I will captain crackhead this elf on the shelf - verb

by why do i have to come up with March 24, 2023

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