cow plop

a fundraising event that involves fencing off a small area, spray painting boxes with numbers in them, selling raffle tickets with numbers matching the boxes, setting a cow loose in said boxed area and wait for it to shit and if it shits on your number you win

Y’all gonna go watch the cow plop s’evenin’?

by fucken West Virginians January 29, 2018

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grazing cow

(v.)
A form of sexual intercourse involving classic rear-entry. Upon insertion, the "pitcher" leans over and chews on the "catcher's" hair. During this act, the "pitcher" fondles the mammaries of the "catcher," thus "milking" the cow and completing this act of immense ecstasy.

She struggled a bit when I threw the grazing cow her way, but eventually she begged for it, screaming "Moo! Mooo-rree!"

by Big Barky February 29, 2008

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to have a cow

an alteration of the term ' to have kittens' to strongly overreact to a situation.

I scratched my Dad's car and he had a cow -now I am not allowed to borrow it for a year!

by Intensity January 10, 2005

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fluffy cow

a name for a fat female with an excess amount of pubic hair

Do you remember Donna at the Mardi Gras party when she stripped?
Yeah! She was the nastiest fluffy cow I'd ever seen!

by Senorcheeseballs March 14, 2017

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Cow Rapist

A person who drinks milk.

Brock: Yo dude, do you drink milk?

Nader: Yeah bro, love it!

Brock: Dude! You’re a fuckin' Cow Rapist! I bet you drink it straight up from the cow’s tit!

by Smacker March 03, 2008

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